Wednesday, May 27, 2009

I am going to bitch

about the weather. England's very fine, variable weather. If I could describe the weather, it'd be someone in a permanent state of PMS -extra sensitive and prone to mood swings (male or female, I do not know -trying to avoid the girl-nature-irrational/man-culture-rational thing haha but let's just assume that men can PMS too).

Rewind a few weeks back.

Ok actually I can't even remember when the weather was last good for more than 3 days in a row. Hmmmmm.

All I know is that Weather probably got pissed off and turned all cold at some point about 2.5 weeks ago, nicely coinciding with the miserable having-to-study-for-exams period. Raah. Which also coincided with the wonderful let's-turn-off-the-heating-forever-in-hall event. I HATE having to do work in the COLD!

After the exams, Weather seemed pretty undecided about how to feel, with clouds intermittent with sun intermittent with rain intermittent with clouds etc. Make up your mind already!

Well, on Saturday, Weather made a pretty great personal breakthrough and decided to send the sun shining and the temperatures soaring -such that a t-shirt/sleeveless top was enough to suffice for the daytime temperatures over the Bank Holiday weekend-woohoo!

On Tuesday morning, someone must have hurt Weather as it started to get a little sniffly and the tear ducts burst open in the early morning-as if my laptop hadn't been through enough I found a small puddle of water on it as I had left it next to the window (but luckily it was only on the surface). Don't take it out on my laptop la! ): In the afternoon Weather seemed to recover a little, and it was still really sunny, but we could all feel a slight chill coming on.

Wednesday -Weather decided that it was really hurt and sobbed a little, trying to squeeze the tears from its eyes with some success, I guess it was wheezing and crying at the same time because the winds were blowing too -and left us at the gates of the Buckingham Palace with no changing of guards to see. Boo.

English Weather needs a psychiatrist.

Ohmygosh what a crappy post. I guess I don't want to go back to an empty room with no entertainment except a book and music. Which has been nice, really, but I just need some brain-rotting videos to watch sometimes. It's hard to blog without pictures so sorry that it's not very entertaining!

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